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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour association’s biggest contribution is just paying for the coffee.
Professional cat herder for people who love bylaws.
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Automating engagement so you do not have to.
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mutes microphones during awkward committee silence
You facilitate committee meetings, event logistics, and member retention. You are the glue in a very slow jar.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a committee chair is about to waste everyone's time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Database software moves member tracking from spreadsheets to the cloud.
Month 4
Automated dunning emails handle invoice chasing without human guilt.
Month 12
AI assistants generate agendas and minutes from recorded audio logs.
Month 20
Smart scheduling platforms replace manual venue and catering coordination.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your association board agrees to let the server take over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
too many
Annual dues processed
14
Pointless committees managed
400kg
Coffee budget wasted
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated meeting simulator.
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