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Will AI replace Astrobiologist jobs? · Latest report #pfeniz8k
Your job has an expiration date
May 18, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsYour search for ET ends with you being replaced by silicon.
Searching for life while yours is being automated.
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Mapping alien genomes without needing a chair.
toast.you▸ BIOSYNTH-ORION X9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sequences genomes while you sleep
You hypothesize about extraterrestrial biology using biochemical assays and genomic sequencing tools. Your work involves complex lab research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which weird biological anomaly is actually worth investigating further.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI models rapidly catalog existing biochemical literature and genomic trends.
Month 10
Robotic arms take over the repetitive task of pipetting samples.
Year 2
Machine learning identifies anomalies faster than human researchers ever could.
Year 3.6
Closed-loop robotic cells run experiments without human intervention 24/7.
Year 7 · D-Day
The system fully synthesizes and publishes findings autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
10000 plus
Samples processed per hour
Zero
Human errors per trial
Marginal
Funding required for upkeep
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a telescope streaming service.
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