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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSolving orbital mechanics is just high-speed arithmetic you refuse to automate.
Human calculator keeping satellites from hitting space junk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics does not need a coffee break.
splat.you▸ ORBITCORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimises fuel consumption for every satellite
You calculate satellite trajectories, delta-v requirements, and orbital decay. Then you spend hours checking numbers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively spot why a simulation fails when the parameters look technically correct.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start double-checking your orbital vectors automatically.
Month 5
AI takes over the iterative process of fine-tuning simulation inputs.
Month 12
System starts suggesting burn schedules without human interference.
Month 20
Machine-learning models start predicting debris path shifts perfectly.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human input is disabled to prevent accidental trajectory errors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
1.2 Million
Orbital maneuvers solved per second
Non-zero
Human error probability
Too much
Coffee consumed before lunch
Your severance
A slide rule and a signed photo of Pluto.
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