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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting the future is easy when the algorithm writes the script.
Professional reader of things that are not there.
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Infinite stars, zero margin for human error.
split.you▸ CELESTIALLOGIC-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates personalized horoscopes from browser history
You interpret planetary alignments and perform staged illusions. Your career is essentially creative data-entry with a theatrical flare.
The one thing AI can't do
You maintain eye contact while lying with profound, unblinking conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your client's search history to provide hyper-personalized cosmic readings instantly.
Month 3
Advanced AI voice models mimic your exact theatrical cadence for every consultation.
Month 6
Projection-mapped augmented reality replaces your sleight of hand with perfect visual trickery.
Month 10
The system auto-generates infinite horoscopes based on real-time global news cycles.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are retired as the machine proves the stars have nothing to say.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
120
Cold readings per hour
94%
Average mystical jargon percentage
0.0001%
Correct predictions
Your severance
A deck of cards and a crystal ball.
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