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December 2, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthA glorified cargo pilot who just sits in a very expensive tin.
Professional high-altitude thrill seeker with expensive insurance.
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Physics does not get motion sickness.
oof.youAI▸ ORBITALDRONE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
performs complex spacewalks without needing oxygen
You operate space capsules and perform maintenance on orbit. You deal with high-G force training and zero-gravity repair.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a fix with duct tape when the sensors fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Better cameras replace your eyes for exterior hull inspections.
Month 8
Ground control flies the docking sequence via high-speed link.
Year 1.9
Multi-arm robots perform all external bolt tightening and repairs.
Year 2.9
Cargo supply ships become fully autonomous from launch to landing.
Year 4 · D-Day
Humans are permanently restricted to the ground for safety reasons.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Zero
G-force tolerance
Too high
Oxygen wastage
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-habitable exoplanet.
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