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Will AI replace Astrophysicist jobs? · Latest report #hhijwfe5
Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou stare at distant stars while the AI steals your funding.
Professional star-gazer and dark matter spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the void faster than you can.
stretchy.youAI▸ COSMOCALC V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes petabytes of raw telescope sensor data
You model dark matter and process massive telescope datasets. Your job is basically glorified math and graph interpretation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the universe remains beautiful despite the math being broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart models filter your messy telescope raw data automatically.
Month 10
Algorithms write and submit your grant applications instantly.
Month 19
Massive compute clusters run your simulations without human input.
Year 2.6
AI systems verify the findings and draft final papers.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The department chair switches to a fully autonomous AI research platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
3.2
Papers written per year
800
Hours spent fighting grants
10000x
AI discovery throughput
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium telescope app.
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