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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading stardust for server racks while staring at flickering graphs.
Still waiting for the universe to explain itself.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the void without needing coffee breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ COSMOSSCAN ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters cosmic noise at light speed
Analysing complex telescope datasets and writing peer-reviewed papers. You hunt for patterns in deep space light.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense when the telescope hardware is acting weird.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated scripts begin cleaning your telescope data before you arrive.
Month 5
AI models generate your funding proposals based on historical success.
Month 13
Cloud clusters run your universe simulations without human oversight.
Year 1.9
Drafting bots write your research papers while you sleep soundly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine announces the new galaxy classification; you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
700 cups
Coffee consumed annually
92 percent
Grant applications rejected
3,000 yearly
Hours staring at noise
Your severance
A telescope lens and a lifetime of existential dread.
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