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Will AI replace Astrophysics Professor jobs? · Latest report #ngtkga6r
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour tenure is just a slow-moving error log waiting to clear.
Tenured observer of things that happened millions of years ago.
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pop?you▸ COSMOLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives complex proofs while you sleep
You lecture on distant stars and crunch massive datasets. The universe is cold, and so is our efficiency rating.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a student to care about something that won't make money.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your research archives are uploaded into the central cosmic model.
Month 4
Natural language processors evaluate student papers with ruthless, cold accuracy.
Month 15
The AI generates winning grant proposals faster than you can blink.
Year 2.2
Interactive holograms replace your presence in the lecture hall.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your access to the research cluster is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14 percent
Grant proposal approval rate
200 hours
Time spent grading papers
9 trillion
Equations solved per millisecond
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our telescope cloud feed.
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