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Your job has an expiration date
March 23, 2028
In 17 monthsYou track stats and contracts while your star athlete ignores you.
Professional babysitter for people who can run really fast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated career guidance for high-performance entities.
toast.youAI▸ AGENTCORE ALPHA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates sponsorship deals without needing sleep
You manage brand partnerships, sponsorship contracts, and media appearances for athletes while handling their daily scheduling and frustrations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can calm down an athlete having a public breakdown at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent begins replying to sponsor queries automatically.
Month 4
Smart scheduling software locks the athlete into rigid training blocks.
Month 8
Machine learning models generate and track all endorsement legal templates.
Month 13
Sentiment analysis engines handle all social media crisis mitigation tasks.
Month 17 · D-Day
The human manager is removed from all communication channels permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
400 percent
Average ego-to-contract ratio
12
Missed meetings per season
9000
Emails drafted but never read
Your severance
A signed jersey and three months of LinkedIn Premium.
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