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July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsTurning student-athlete eligibility into a series of predictable binary outcomes.
Professional referee for syllabus disputes and transcript nightmares.
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Optimizing degree progress without the emotional labor.
oof.youAI▸ ELIGIBILITYMASTER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags eligibility violations before the coach knows
You spend your days auditing NCAA credit hour requirements and chasing athletes for mandatory study hall hours. Your calendar is a graveyard of missed appointments and frantic GPA saves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense exactly when a student is lying about their midterm progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All paper study hall attendance logs are replaced with real-time biometric badge scanning systems.
Month 5
Algorithms map transcript data against NCAA requirements to flag degree progress errors instantly.
Month 10
Student-athletes interact with a chatbot that enforces course loads and handles registration scheduling.
Month 15
Automated systems trigger escalating warnings to coaches when an athlete’s GPA drops below thresholds.
Month 20 · D-Day
The department transitions to fully automated eligibility monitoring, removing the need for human advisors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
99.8%
GPA padding accuracy
100%
NCAA regulation compliance
0%
Study hall evasion
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to the student portal.
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