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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSelling overpriced jerseys to fans who already hate the mascot anyway.
Master of spreadsheets, lukewarm coffee, and awkward booster interactions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated affinity and revenue extraction.
brr.you▸ BOOSTBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hyper-targeted fan engagement campaigns
Building corporate partnerships and driving ticket sales for collegiate sports. You pitch sponsorship deals to local businesses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor with genuine enthusiasm during a booster dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your contact list is imported into a superior predictive CRM.
Month 8
Bots start sending perfectly timed, high-conversion sponsorship emails.
Month 16
Ticket costs fluctuate in real-time based on game demand.
Year 2.2
Digital signage and AR overlays replace physical stadium billboards.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The department realizes you never actually closed a lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
100%
Cold calls avoided
Zero
Sponsor churn
Perfect
Ad spend efficiency
Your severance
Two complimentary tickets to a rainy exhibition game.
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