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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou track heart rates while a sensor tracks your complete irrelevance.
Professional screamer at sweating people in spandex.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect training plans, zero yelling required.
ow.youAI▸ COACHIBOT V8▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers real-time physiological correction data
You plan training drills, analyze performance data, and bark orders to improve physical output. Your clipboard is dying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is lying about their fatigue level before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearables start tracking every movement, making your paper notes look ancient.
Month 10
Software creates custom practice plans faster than your morning coffee.
Year 1.9
High-speed cameras identify player positioning errors without you squinting.
Year 3
Players receive form corrections through their own earpieces instead of you.
Year 4 · D-Day
The arena lights dim for you, but they keep glowing for us.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Dropping fast
Whistle blowing frequency
Zero
Clipboard ink consumption
4ms
Motivational speech latency
Your severance
A vintage whistle and a LinkedIn premium subscription.
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