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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating rosters and writing game recaps is the pinnacle of boredom.
Drowning in stats and forgotten press releases.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Press releases generated before the final whistle.
glub.youAI▸ ATHLENET-AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates game recaps during the final quarter
You draft press releases, maintain stat databases, and post social media updates for university sports teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still comfort a grieving athlete after a devastating, season-ending loss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and game software begin auto-populating your stat databases.
Month 5
Language models write your game reports before the clock stops.
Month 10
Bots take over your live event tweeting and scheduling.
Month 15
Automated email agents handle all incoming journalist inquiries.
Month 19 · D-Day
The athletic department realizes your role is entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Infinite
Press releases written
Low
Social media engagement
Zero
Fact-checking errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated sports news feed.
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