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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Athletic Communications Director jobs? · Latest report #nt3t4u44
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsEnjoy writing your last game recap before the algorithm takes the keyboard.
Master of the box score and the late-night press release.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Press releases written, published, and forgotten instantly.
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generates press releases before the buzzer sounds
Drafting press releases and managing press box operations for university sports. You chase stats and update digital roster databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still handle the ego of a coach who just lost by thirty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your database updates itself from game clocks and registration forms.
Month 5
AI generates accurate, emotion-free game recaps directly from stat exports.
Month 11
A web portal handles all reporter credentials without human oversight.
Month 16
Media guides are now just dynamic, auto-populating web pages.
Month 21 · D-Day
The press box runs fully automated and silent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
too many
Game recaps written
infinite
Press box snacks eaten
zero
Errors in box score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the school athletic portal.
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