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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Athletic Communications Manager jobs? · Latest report #tr95wiwd
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour press release on game stats is already written by logic.
Master of the press box and the typo-free PDF.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Press releases without the human fatigue
splat.you▸ COMM-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts out game recaps instantly
You draft game notes, manage media credentials, and update player bios for a university athletic department.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still calm down an angry local beat writer after a blowout loss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your game stats and historical records are fed into the system.
Week 9
A template engine generates perfect game recaps before the bus leaves.
Month 5
Media requests are processed by a bot without your help.
Month 9
Graphics and stats update in real-time without manual uploads.
Month 14 · D-Day
The press box is now fully automated and you are elsewhere.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
1500
Quotes generated per minute
zero
Media credential errors
none
Coffee consumed by machine
Your severance
One free ticket to next year's opener.
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