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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour corporate kickball league does not require a human soul, merely sensors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising fun through cold, hard efficiency.
help!youAI▸ LAWNCHIEF SPORTS ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces game rules with precise laser tracking
You manage field schedules and lead team-building games. Soon, software handles the bookings and robots run the drills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a grown adult is actually having fun or just pretending.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart booking software eliminates your complex reservation spreadsheets entirely.
Month 5
GPS-guided paint bots replace the physical act of lining fields.
Month 13
Computer vision cameras resolve disputes without needing a human intermediary.
Year 1.9
Autonomous sensor rigs monitor grass health and patch divots automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A central AI host manages all team-building engagement metrics remotely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
89 percent
Average ego boost provided
420 weekly
Hours spent chasing loose balls
100 percent
Referee disputes solved by yelling
Your severance
A slightly used whistle and a branded plastic trophy.
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