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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSelling boosters on the dream while the database sells their seat.
Professional dream-seller for tax-deductible college glory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated donor retention, zero emotional fatigue.
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automates legacy donor emotional outreach
You manage scholarship budgets, compliance records, and chase wealthy donors for facility upgrades and team operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember which donors need a scotch before hearing the big ask.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your CRM data is mapped to the new automated solicitation engine.
Month 7
Personal emails are replaced by hyper-targeted AI-driven donation appeals.
Month 16
Real-time auditing software monitors all scholarship and NIL funds.
Year 2.2
VIP suites transition to automated guest management and digital ticketing.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all fiscal athletic operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99,000/sec
donor emails sent
100 percent
compliance audits passed
infinite
handshakes replaced
Your severance
A commemorative coffee mug and a thank-you email.
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