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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching kids how to run circles around your soon-to-be-extinct career.
Herding cats, but with more jerseys and fewer naps.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect drills without the need for snacks.
glub.youAI▸ GYMCOACH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
demonstrates perfect form with robotic precision
Organizes youth sports leagues and fitness classes. Manages gym equipment and coordinates volunteer coaches at community centers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still comfort a crying child who lost their first big game.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software handles all league sign-ups and coach assignments without errors.
Month 5
Sensors and speakers replace manual whistling during every practice session.
Month 13
Vision systems track every ball and bib with laser accuracy.
Year 1.9
Automated messages nag volunteer parents into actually showing up.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The unit takes the floor and puts you into permanent retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
100 percent
Whistle blowing efficiency
4 minutes
Child attention span
zero seconds
Lost ball recovery
Your severance
A slightly deflated basketball and a bus pass.
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