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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend your life cleaning up other people's messy workflows.
Professional drag-and-drop workflow architect and permission set wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated governance for your soul-crushing ticketing queue.
oof.you▸ JIRA-B-GONE V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your custom workflows overnight
You configure Jira schemes, manage user permissions, and fix broken API integrations for internal teams. You are digital janitor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific user is confused by the permission scheme.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent scans your instance and flags every inefficient workflow configuration.
Month 4
Software automatically merges duplicate custom fields and cleans up unused workflows.
Month 8
AI agents fix broken API calls before your users even notice issues.
Month 12
Permission schemes are managed by machine learning models based on organizational charts.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a permanent read-only access token to your own professional demise.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
0.0001 seconds
Ticket resolution time
100 percent
Human error rate
infinite
Scheme update cycles
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's premium plan.
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