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June 30, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour hours of discovery are now milliseconds of data synthesis.
Master of billable hours and expensive coffee.
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You spend days reviewing legal precedents and drafting dense contracts. Our software identifies loopholes faster than you can blink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a judge loses their patience.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Smart software identifies all relevant documents in your case load.
Month 4
Standard motions and contracts are generated by pre-trained language models.
Month 10
Routine hearings begin using AI-managed remote conferencing systems.
Month 20
Machines assume total control over document filing and regulatory standards.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Humans are officially removed from the standard legal workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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