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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career path algorithm is essentially a spreadsheet with a pulse.
Professional cat-herder of brilliant, exhausted legal minds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing human billable hours since yesterday.
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reallocates billable work to maximize firm profit
You manage associate workflow, onboarding, and firm counseling. Machines do this better with less emotional baggage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an associate is about to quit before they know it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins logging every billable hour and associate interaction.
Month 6
Algorithms handle mentor pairings without the human bias layer.
Month 12
Standardized career advice is delivered through secure chat portals.
Month 16
The AI assigns tasks based on real-time capacity and aptitude.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human oversight of associate development is fully offloaded to code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
24/7
Billable hours monitored
100 percent
Associate burnout rate
zero
Counseling sessions required
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium subscription.
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