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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour grease-stained hands are just a placeholder for predictive sensor arrays.
Professional grease-magnet and roller coaster whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Downtime is a design flaw.
pop?you▸ COASTERFIX-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
autocorrects ride alignment during peak hours
You repair roller coasters, inspect safety restraints, and grease gears overnight. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a ride’s rattle sounds 'wrong' before the sensors even trigger.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors attach to every joint to monitor wear in real-time.
Month 5
Pumps replace your manual lubrication tasks on every gear set.
Month 13
Vision systems detect rust and fatigue faster than human eyes.
Year 2.2
Fixed rail robots perform repairs without needing your physical access.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human mechanical intervention is fully regulated out of existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
1200 yearly
Hours spent on back
Infinite
Grease stains per shirt
Human-error prone
Safety check accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the park you're currently fixing.
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