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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour rhythmic chanting is just a cadence the algorithm already knows.
Professional chant-master and emotional pressure architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every lot at perfect market value.
oof.youAI▸ BIDDINGENGINE X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
accelerates auction pace to instant settlement
You control bid progression with high-speed rhythmic speech. You finalize sales by closing the hammer on winning bids.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a bidder's subtle hesitation better than any sensor suite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and cameras register every gesture as an instantaneous data point.
Month 7
Adaptive audio models replicate your rhythmic chant to influence bidder psychology.
Month 16
Robotic actuators handle the physical hammer strike with perfect timing.
Year 2.2
Software analyzes participant pupil dilation to push for final incremental bids.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The auction house runs entirely on remote, error-free consensus processing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
240
Average words per minute
99.9%
Gavel strike accuracy
4 cups
Caffeine intake per shift
Your severance
A vintage wooden gavel and a silent throat lozenge.
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