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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou craft demographic personas that exist primarily to justify expensive ad spend.
PowerPoint architect, master of the pivot table illusion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning raw clicks into pure profit faster.
no no noyou▸ SEGMENTO-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect audience clusters in milliseconds
You parse platform data to build target segments and draft client insight decks for media campaigns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts begin scrubbing your messy spreadsheets for better insight quality.
Month 3
Neural networks replace your manual audience building with hyper-precise targeting models.
Month 6
Visual engines turn raw data into client-ready slide decks instantly.
Month 10
Clients check their own metrics, removing your role as the middleman.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency moves to a full-automation model, you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Slides built per week
89%
Meaningless KPIs defined
12
Meetings about data
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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