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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsEnjoy teaching synthesis while students watch better tutorials on YouTube.
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Standardised grading for non-standard creative work.
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standardises rubrics to eliminate subjectivity
Instructs audio signal flow and mixing theory while grading endless creative projects. Provides subjective feedback on subjective art.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is genuinely struggling with the physics of phase cancellation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes all lecture slides and assigns automated reading materials.
Month 5
Algorithms grade audio files based on technical spectral analysis metrics.
Month 12
Chatbots answer all student questions regarding signal flow and software.
Month 20
Sensors and software manage studio bookings without human oversight.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Students attend fully automated, personalised audio engineering degree modules.
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Per year
Savings: 97.1%
45 Gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
92 Percent
Students ignoring feedback
Yearly creep
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