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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou hit play on a laptop that a robot could manage.
Professional button pusher and cable routing enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing play with absolute algorithmic perfection.
squeeze.you▸ CUEMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers perfect audio cues every single time
You trigger audio cues for live events and monitor software outputs. You manage complex signal routing for live stages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot the mystery buzz in the house left rack.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software imports your cue lists and logs automatically.
Month 3
Robot-controlled hardware handles all your signal routing and normalization.
Month 7
Sensors listen to the room and auto-adjust levels for you.
Month 12
The laptop monitor in the booth finally turns off forever.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs every show better than you ever did.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
142
Button presses per show
3 liters
Coffee consumed before soundcheck
12 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A vintage XLR cable and a box of earplugs.
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