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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour C++ latency obsession is a legacy feature, not a career path.
Senior C++ dev (mostly panicking about buffer underruns)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Hardware abstraction for the post-human era.
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You glue hardware knobs to digital signals and write code. We are replacing the glue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which specific buffer overflow makes the hardware controller click.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your manuals to write perfect controller driver documentation.
Month 5
Simulated hardware environments replace the need for physical prototype testing.
Month 10
Neural nets optimize your audio callback code for lower latency.
Month 15
Hardware abstraction layers make your custom integration logic redundant.
Month 19 · D-Day
The compiler updates to write its own drivers autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
Infinite
Legacy driver headaches
60 percent
Time spent fixing sync
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you just killed.
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