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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou wire buildings to play corporate videos that nobody actually watches.
Master of the digital signal, slave to the handshake.
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Plug-and-play rooms without the cable nightmare.
oof.youAI▸ AV-LOGIC AUTOMATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures routing matrices in nanoseconds
You configure digital signal processors and matrix switchers for massive meeting rooms and remote conference setups.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a faulty XLR cable will fail just by looking.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify failing hardware before you even know it broke.
Month 4
Algorithms calibrate audio EQ and camera framing for every meeting room.
Month 10
Smart hubs replace manual programming of complex switcher logic chains.
Month 15
Modular systems eliminate the need for custom, finicky cable crimping.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-updates and you are officially unplugged from the network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
480 per year
hours spent fixing HDMI handshakes
12 miles
cables currently behind walls
99 percent
times users ignore the touchscreen
Your severance
One high-end HDMI cable and a pat on back.
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