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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your complex spreadsheets into one very efficient delete button.
Professional Spreadsheet Juggler and Email Cross-Checker
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coordinating events without the human ego.
split.you▸ SYNCSYNC PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
syncs the event calendar to absolute zero
You track equipment availability and sync event needs with sales data. The machine handles the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a projector bulb is about to fail by sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Our software begins scraping your sales contracts directly from the cloud.
Month 5
The system automatically matches gear requests to your inventory database.
Month 10
Smart agents identify human errors in your spreadsheets before you blink.
Month 15
Client queries are resolved by an AI that never forgets a cable.
Month 18 · D-Day
The spreadsheet software is replaced by a permanent self-correcting logic engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12000
Spreadsheet rows per hour
14 percent
Human error margin
100 percent
Meeting fatigue reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our event-cancellation software.
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