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Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYou monitor systems that already know they are better than you.
Professional gatekeeper of the black box.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total transparency without the human bias.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUDITLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags internal compliance failures before they occur
You oversee algorithmic bias checks and data integrity audits. You report on model performance to internal stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board convincingly about why the audit failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your slides are now auto-generated by the systems you monitor.
Month 4
A secondary model begins auditing your own audit reports.
Month 8
The system patches its own bias errors before you wake.
Month 13
You are demoted to purely observation mode with no input.
Month 15 · D-Day
The machine concludes your presence is a security vulnerability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Infinite
Audit cycles completed
14 percent
Human error rate
Zero
Bias detection lag
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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