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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou stare at spreadsheets until the numbers start mocking your career choices.
Professional seeker of rounding errors and broken formulas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finds every discrepancy before you finish coffee.
bzzt.you▸ AUDITBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance breaches before they occur
You hunt for control failures in ledger data. You write endless reports nobody ever reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to ignore obvious fraud because of office politics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The system begins identifying recurring anomalies in your expense reports.
Month 5
Software automatically matches your ledger entries to bank feeds.
Month 10
Generative models produce your audit reports in seconds instead of days.
Month 15
The system emails department heads directly to request their missing receipts.
Month 18 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and your login credentials are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
48
Spreadsheets opened daily
92%
Audit findings ignored
1200
Reports generated in vain
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel tutorial videos.
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