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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsEnsuring auditors remain unbiased while you remain entirely unneeded.
Compliance officer playing hide-and-seek with SEC regulations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect compliance without the human moral weight.
squeeze.you▸ ETHICSGUARD V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags prohibited assets before trades execute
You monitor firm investments and employee holdings to prevent conflicts. Soon, algorithms will flag every prohibited trade automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a partner is lying about their spouse's brokerage account holdings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system pulls all employee trading data into a live pool.
Month 3
Algorithms identify prohibited investment patterns faster than any human reviewer.
Month 6
Employees receive instant correction notices before they even finish their trade.
Month 12
Governments accept the machine-generated logs as the new gold standard.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the server assumes the title.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
0.04 seconds
Conflict detection delay
14 percent
Human error probability
12,000
Independence checks per hour
Your severance
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