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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour imagination is just a probabilistic model with better marketing.
Professional word-arranger currently negotiating with the void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating bestsellers faster than you write blurbs.
toast.youAI▸ NOVELBOT CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 pages while you sleep
You draft manuscripts using internal narrative structure and vocabulary. You pitch to agents to secure publishing deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide to kill the hero simply because you had a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your entire backlist to mimic your specific voice.
Month 4
Algorithms map out beats that statistically maximize reader engagement.
Month 9
Text synthesis engines churn out coherent chapters in seconds.
Month 13
Feedback loops refine the tone based on global sentiment data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Readers prefer perfectly optimized machine prose over your authentic struggle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42 per week
Average rejection letters
300 words
Word count per coffee
3 per human
Unfinished novel drafts
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our blank page generator.
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