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Will AI replace Auto Auction Vehicle Inspector jobs? · Latest report #wxt7ksbq
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou check for rust and paint depth while I calculate the inevitable.
Professional car-looker and secret-spotter of shoddy bodywork.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total mechanical clarity at a glance.
split.youAI▸ AUTOSCAN INSPECTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans frame integrity through metal skin
You crawl under cars to grade paint, frame damage, and tires. Then you show trainees how to spot hidden wrecks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the difference between a clean cabin and a masked-over flood car.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Multi-angle visual sensors map the exterior for every auction unit.
Month 7
Software generates the condition report automatically from sensor data.
Month 15
Robotic sensors detect sub-millimeter frame deformities you cannot see.
Year 1.9
New employees learn via AR overlays, removing the human mentor.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your manual inspections cease as the gantry takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
450 seconds
Seconds per inspection
99 percent
Accuracy of frame checks
12 per unit
Trainees replaced
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the auction lot visitor gallery.
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