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Will AI replace Auto Body Painter jobs? · Latest report #d6kgp3a4
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsSpraying paint with lungs of steel is objectively a bad idea.
Professional lung-damager with an eye for clear coat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect, toxic-free paint finishes every time.
blub.you▸ COATER-X 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
corrects base coat blending in seconds
You sand body filler, mask panels with tape, and spray paint inside a ventilated booth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a slight orange peel texture just by looking at a panel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras replace your eyes to map exact paint color codes.
Month 5
Arm-mounted tape applicators handle the tedious masking process.
Month 13
Precision nozzles apply paint without any human overspray error.
Year 2.1
Robotic buffers polish the finish to a mirror-like shine.
Year 3 · D-Day
The booth locks you out forever for increased efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
too many
Avg overspray inhale count
human 92%
Color match success rate
infinite
Time spent masking
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium respirator filters.
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