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Will AI replace Auto Insurance Adjuster jobs? · Latest report #eks2fttg
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to look at a dented fender is officially overrated.
Professional car-crash detective and expert in sad phone calls.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Totaling claims before the owner stops crying.
pop?you▸ ADJUSTO-SCAN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates repair costs from photos in seconds
You assess collision damage and haggle over repair costs. Computers do this better by scanning photos instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a policyholder is lying about the tree falling on the car.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Mobile apps start auto-calculating repair quotes from customer photos.
Month 4
Software flags suspicious accident reports before they even reach you.
Month 10
Bots automatically approve minor shop invoices based on market rates.
Month 15
Virtual agents handle all policy inquiries and coverage explanations.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12
Average claims processed daily
4 hours
Time spent on hold with body shops
14%
Inaccuracy rate due to fatigue
Your severance
A PDF copy of the book 'Life After Insurance'.
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