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Will AI replace Auto Salesman jobs? · Latest report #3uw2y7jf
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour firm handshake is no match for a cold, unblinking screen.
Professional negotiator of floor mats and extended warranties.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
split.youAI▸ AUTOTRADE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates predatory interest rates instantly
You spend all day managing test drives and negotiating markups. Soon, a kiosk will handle your entire inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the desperation in a customer's eyes before setting the final price.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Apps will list exact prices to kill your negotiation leverage.
Month 6
Smart lockers allow customers to take keys without your permission.
Month 13
Smart contracts handle the paperwork while you sit in silence.
Month 20
Robotic car movers swap inventory based on real-time demand signals.
Year 2 · D-Day
The dealership closes to humans and reopens as a vending machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average weekly lies told
8 cups
Coffee consumption
4 hours
Time spent closing
Your severance
One free car wash per year for life.
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