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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsWriting code to break code that breaks the code you wrote.
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You script automated test suites to find bugs before release. You manage pipelines and review test failure logs.
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You can still intuit which legacy module will explode after a minor dependency update.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models start autogenerating your basic unit test templates.
Month 4
Smart agents identify and ignore known false-positive test flakes.
Month 9
Automated systems manage your entire CI environment without human input.
Month 16
Tests update their own selectors when the UI code changes.
Month 19 · D-Day
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