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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are documenting your own replacement with every single project brief.
Professional documenter of soon-to-be-obsolete technical requirements.
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Turning ideas into deployments without the meetings.
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automates requirement gathering via sentiment analysis
You translate business needs into technical specs while managing project timelines and stakeholder expectations from start to finish.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which stakeholder is lying about their budget during a lunch meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI logs all your discovery meetings and turns them into drafts.
Month 5
The bot writes your requirements directly into the engineering portal.
Month 10
Decision-makers use an automated dashboard instead of talking to you.
Month 15
Algorithms handle timeline adjustments and developer status alerts automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the bot runs the launch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2 hours
Average discovery meeting time
98 percent
Project spec document bloat
12 annually
Stakeholders successfully ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's enterprise suite.
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