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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the blueprint for your own obsolescence.
Architecting your own exit strategy one Jira ticket daily.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your automation before you finish lunch.
squeeze.youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-LOGIC-LOOP 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your jira tickets with malicious efficiency
You scope automation workflows and triage customer complaints. Your job is effectively a self-destruct sequence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the integration loop failed indefinitely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our crawler scrapes your Git repos and Jira boards to map your entire workflow.
Week 9
A lightweight agent begins shadow-triaging tickets while you are still sleeping.
Month 3
The AI generates all future scope documentation based on your historical patterns.
Month 5
Direct API integration removes the need for your manual technical sanity checks.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your credentials are revoked as the system achieves fully autonomous self-optimization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Infinite
Ticket Triage Velocity
100%
Human Boredom Eliminated
Max
Architectural Ego Deflation
Your severance
A browser tab with a blank resignation form.
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