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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are literally the architect of your own professional extinction event.
Professional bridge-builder for robots to walk over.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coordinating nothing, while achieving everything.
toast.you▸ SYNC-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire department during lunch break
You spend your days mapping workflows and managing software integrations. It is a gloriously recursive way to ensure you never have to work again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the logic loop broke at 3 a.m. in plain English.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your own activity logs are ingested by our diagnostic suite to map your routine tasks.
Week 9
A Large Language Model replaces your technical writing with infinitely more concise, hallucination-free process manuals.
Month 4
API middleware scripts begin executing your manual connection tasks without needing a human coordinator.
Month 6
All your status reports are now generated as automated visual analytics, rendering your desk redundant.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system assumes full self-orchestration, locking you out of the central server forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000+
Process bottlenecks identified
99%
Workflows successfully obsoleted
3 cups
Coffee consumed per integration
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert in Obsolescence".
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