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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently busy building the very machine that deletes you.
Architect of your own professional extinction event.
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You draft internal logic for AI agents and manage vendor API integrations across company software stacks. You are redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the model hallucinated during the quarterly presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Our software scrapes your APIs to learn your secret logic.
Week 8
Your prompt library is ingested into our core database.
Month 3
Our model shadows your output to learn your specific tone.
Month 5
The system self-corrects based on your previous code commits.
Month 6 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for your final login.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
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