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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou spent your career building tools to automate others out of jobs.
Architect of your own eventual digital obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimising logic for self-erasing careers.
toast.youAI▸ CODEGEN-AUTO-SYSTEM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rewrites the entire codebase while you sleep
You write scripts to automate testing, build pipelines, and manage cloud infrastructure using various programming languages and configuration tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the obscure legacy build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart agents begin linting your pull requests for architectural inefficiencies.
Month 6
Recursive agents identify and self-repair broken configuration drifts without human intervention.
Month 13
Synthetic crawlers map your entire infrastructure to eliminate manual maintenance needs.
Month 19
Cloud instances now provision and heal themselves using real-time telemetry models.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the system completes its own deployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
12
Pipeline failure alerts per day
0%
Documentation read by teammates
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dark roast coffee beans.
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