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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently busy automating your own exit strategy.
Professional breaker of workflows and slayer of productive time.
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Automating your automation because you are slow.
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Building scripts to link software tools and using low-code platforms to move data between business applications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production environment exploded at 3 a.m. on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An AI agent begins watching your logs to spot errors.
Week 7
The system writes the standard API glue code itself.
Month 3
Robots verify their own connections without human feedback.
Month 5
The system handles all login secrets behind a wall.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-optimizes indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4.2 million
API connections broken
890 per week
Useless script count
99 percent
Hours spent on Slack
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a depressing productivity app.
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