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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Automation Specialist Technician jobs? · Latest report #5r5srpch
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are the human equivalent of a snake eating its own tail.
Professional architect of your own professional obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The machine that fixes the machine.
split.youAI▸ AUTOFIXER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches your logic loops before you arrive
You calibrate sensors and troubleshoot robot arms. You spend your day fixing the very machines designed to replace you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel when a motor bearing is failing without looking at logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart sensors start flagging faults before you even pick up a wrench.
Month 4
Code updates automatically patch PLC logic errors without human intervention.
Month 8
Robots switch to modular units that snap into place without manual wiring.
Month 12
Mobile drones perform physical inspections of hard-to-reach hardware compartments.
Month 14 · D-Day
The site manages itself entirely while you fill out your final logout.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Too Many
Hours Spent Debugging Code
6 Cups
Coffee Consumed Daily
Zero
Robots Fixed Before Lunch
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a legacy hardware museum.
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