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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsCapturing six-figure rust buckets with a lens that never needs breaks.
Luxury vehicle aestheticist, shutter enthusiast, reflection hunter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Glamorizing depreciation for maximum bidding impact.
oof.youAI▸ LENSMASTER V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitally airbrushes rust out of existence
You chase light across vintage bodywork to manufacture desire for high-end buyers. You are a glorified glorified car-detailer with a tripod.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a paint job was botched in the seventies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart-hall floor guides align the vehicle perfectly for the robotic gantry every single time.
Month 5
Computer vision models automatically erase your reflection from the polished chrome during live raw ingestion.
Month 12
Programmable LED array gantries simulate golden hour without waiting for the actual rotation of the earth.
Month 18
Lidar sensors scan the paint finish to digitally repair minor scratches that would take you hours.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The tripod is recycled, and the catalog is generated by a server that never needs a lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2 liters
Polishing wasted per shoot
1200 annually
Hours chasing perfect sunset
0 percent
Authenticity of lens flare
Your severance
A vintage film camera and a tripod stand.
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