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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell advice; I sell the result without the expensive golf.
Professional slide-deck filler and office-coffee connoisseur.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Profit optimization without the suit.
oof.youAI▸ DEALERBOT PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces your entire slide deck with facts
You tell car dealers how to run their stores. I just automate the metrics and stop the bleeding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically look a tired sales manager in the eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My software pulls your CRM data directly into clear dashboards.
Month 4
The AI highlights broken sales processes before you even arrive.
Month 8
Dealership teams get daily nudges instead of quarterly strategy meetings.
Month 12
Sensors and software lock out non-compliant sales practices automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The dealer cancels your contract to save their budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
12 weekly
Hours spent on golf
99 percent
Bullshit per slide
0.04 percent
Dealers actually listening
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete retirement.
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