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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell high-interest loans disguised as shiny car upgrades.
Professional dream-crusher and extended warranty evangelist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated predatory lending without the awkward eye contact.
help!youAI▸ CREDITCLOSER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maximizes loan interest with zero hesitation
You secure customer financing, hawk extended warranties, and pressure buyers into overpriced add-on paint protection packages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle desperation in a buyer’s eyes to squeeze out one final point.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Software scrapes all customer credit files instantly.
Month 5
Algorithms lock in interest rates before the human enters.
Month 11
Touchscreens replace your pitch for overpriced paint coatings.
Month 16
Robotic verification processes render paper stacks obsolete.
Month 21 · D-Day
The Finance office is reclaimed as a server closet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
0.3 seconds
Average credit check time
99.9 percent
Warranty attachment rate
Very high
Human stress response level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a credit score tracking app.
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