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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA glorified Bluetooth pairing assistant with a clip-on tie.
Professional car-explainer and Bluetooth-pairing-anxiety-reliever.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The car explains itself better than you do.
help!you▸ AUTOPILOT ONBOARDER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-loads all infotainment profiles in seconds
You walk customers through their new car features and finalize the physical handover paperwork at the dealership.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is too overwhelmed to care about the lane-assist settings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The car's internal screen replaces your voice with interactive video tutorials.
Month 7
Customer profiles sync via mobile apps before they even reach the lot.
Month 16
Sensors verify vehicle exterior condition while the car self-cleans its interior.
Year 2.1
A remote agent handles the final signature if the car needs help.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a QR code on the dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.8%
Bluetooth pairing success rate
4 per shift
Coffee consumed during walkthroughs
12 minutes
Time spent finding the manual
Your severance
A keychain with our logo and a bus pass.
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