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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading shiny lies for monthly payments until the calculator replaces you.
Professional floor-walker and keeper of the tiny office keys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUTOTRADE BOT 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates interest rates in microseconds
You spend your day managing test drives, pushing financing packages, and aggressively closing leads on the showroom floor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is ready to sign despite their fake hesitation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Sensors map every movement you make on the showroom floor.
Month 3
Virtual reality headsets make your physical inventory walkthroughs redundant.
Month 10
Software locks in the best price without your fake haggling.
Month 17
One-click approval tools remove the need for your finance trips.
Year 2 · D-Day
The kiosk takes your keys and your job is finished.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
89 percent
Average pressure applied
12 cups daily
Coffee consumed
4 per hour
False promises per lead
Your severance
A stale doughnut and a bus pass.
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